Connor: [wearing a balaclava, laser tag gun, backpack, kids home depot apron, hardhat, and sword] Connor is gone, Dad! Enemy soldiers got him!

Dad: Wow, he's only 4 years old. What would enemy soldiers want with him?

Connor: Cuz he's very brave, and he's very smart, and he's very fast!

Dad: What does that have to do with enemy soldiers?

Connor: Ice.

Dad: What?

Connor: Ice. It was all around him.

Dad: Oh, ok then.