seven days

Matt: Pick your books up off the floor or they'll be gone for a week.

Connor: How long is that?

Matt: Seven days.

Connor: What?! In seven days I'll be a old grandpa!

Matt: [left the room laughing too hard to continue the conversation]

telling time

Connor: Mommy, when will daddy be home?

Mom: Oh, not for a while.

Connor: Just tell me the time.

Mom: ok, 6 o'clock

Connor: ok thanks.

driving in the car

We're driving in the car yesterday when Connor says to me:

Mom, that mom in the other car over there just kissed her dog. Then her dog yucked (licked) her and she yucked (licked) her back. That's gross mom. We don't yuck (lick) dogs.

I laughed and agreed that it was gross. At the next light we come to a red light and a car pulls up next to me with a lady and her purse-dog in the passenger seat. Connor says to me with disdain in his voice:

That idiot mom, that's the one.

Somehow I managed not to bust up laughing and calmly explained that he shouldn't call people idiots.

real life

Connor says: in real life in California you're pregnant when you have a baby in your tummy.